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Joke of the Day

"ladies say I'm a hamster in the sheets because I squeal when I'm uncomfortable and I leave small pellets in the bed"

"Mom u can stop cutting the crust off my bread now im in a gang"

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Follow the fresh prints!"

"What do Asian pirates do? They fry pranes."

"Should I have a baby after 25? No, 25 is enough"

"Knock-knock! Who's there? Centipede. Centipede who? Centipede under the Christmas tree."

"Never take a Chess enthusiast to a restaurant with checkered tablecloths!......It'll take them an hour to pass the salt!!!"

"NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands? SAGE: Clever men don't BECOME husbands!"

"HADES: Unleash the hell hound! CERBERUS: *sipping tea* I told you to ask first if it's a good time for us. HADES: Is it a-- CERBERUS: No."

"How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely ? With it's sparrowchute !"