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Joke of the Day
"I usually don't tell blondes jokes But when I do I have a 60% more chance to sleep with them."
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"I'd like to hear Tony the Tiger's opinion on other products before he tells me how great his cereal is."
"Shout out to everybody home for the holidays telling their family about conversations that happened online by saying ""My, uh... friend said..."""
"Hey sports fans, here's my NCAA pick: bet it all on the Savannah College of Art & Design. Go Fighting Acrylics!"
"What do you call a Russian cat that's been to space? A cos-meow-naut."
"I decided today that I want to have kids I hope they taste good"
"I'm still on my first marriage, and... Wait, that sounded very negative, as if I don't expect this marriage to last. My current wife hates it when I talk like that."
"$10 Complaint A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs. When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, ""What do you expect for $10 -- lobster?"""
"Unemployed goal day 37: slide across random car hoods action movie style. And then run like someone is chasing me."
"What's a doll in Hell called? Barbiecue."