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Joke of the Day
"I usually don't tell blondes jokes But when I do I have a 60% more chance to sleep with them."
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"""Sir, is this gluten free?"" The waiter nods happily ""Great,"" I shout as I collect gluten in a giant vat, ""I'm building a gluten fort!"""
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