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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when you keep wiping but brown still shows? The Trail of Smears"

"Did you hear about the flock of crows that were sprayed with sewage? It was a murder most foul."

"I once spoke to an extractor fan. He said to me, ""I used to like farming vehicles, but now I'm not so fond of them."""

"He died doing what he loved, waving a metal rod on a rooftop in a storm, yelling FU, GOD! Although he slipped & fell, Ted's memory lives on."

"I know where to get a lot of Potassium. It's true !! Source: Banana"

"Time to get ready for work Insomnia - OK. You can sleep now."

"My neighbor called me an old drunk which really offended me. I'm not that old..."

"The difference between a Life Scout and an Eagle Scout. A Life Scout is ready for anything. The Eagle Scout is ready for Murphy's Law."

"What's the definition of 'vagina'? The box the penis comes in!"

"They fired a Mexican guy at work the other day, he was a really hard worker. We hope the find some Juan to replace him soon we are getting tired of working overtime."