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Joke of the Day
"The opening ceremony for our ribbon repair business was pretty confusing."
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"*Does something bad* Mom: *tells the entire family, tweets, posts on Facebook, blogs, tells people in china*"
"what is hhe hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair"
"What's the difference between an apple an a dead baby? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it"
"Me: OK bedtime Mind: Hey let's think about stuff Me: No, sleep Mind: OK here are some horrible memories you want to forget Me: FUUUUUUUCK"
"The best way to lie is to tell the truth, carefully edited truth."
"Who's driving? A mexican and black guy are in a car. Who's driving? Answer: The police officer"
"Your mum is soooo Dark that when she puts lipstick on she looks like... Knight Rider!"
"Why doesn't Smokey the bear have any kids? Every time his wife gets hot, he smacks her with a shovel."
"I'll never become a vegetarian I think it would be a huge missed steak."