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Joke of the Day
"Your mum is soooo Dark that when she puts lipstick on she looks like... Knight Rider!"
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"Where do one-legged waitresses work? IHOP. Tipping your waitress takes on a whole new meaning."
"What do you call it when plants bang? Floral sex."
"I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me."
"What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school? He went to Europe to study a-Broderick"
"How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path."
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"It would be a disaster if Hillary Clinton were elected president I mean who would entrust our nukes to a woman on a period?"
"Why do hurricanes always have female names? At first they are wet and wild, but then they take away your car and your house."
"After much debate comparing early black communities to modern during all these officer related shootings They have decided water hoses weren't so bad"