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Joke of the Day
"what is hhe hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair"
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"My friend said he's going to a fancy dress party as a small Italian island..... I said don't be so silly."
"Romantic Remembrance by Valentine Card"
"What's the best selling soft drink in Italy? Dr. Pepe"
"Why did the math student fail his exam? He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)"
"So I've been thinking the world's getting more pessimistic... What do you fucking retards think?"
"What's the sexiest thing about the holocaust The shower scenes"
"My crush's ex-boyfriend was into wearing diapers I asked her best friend what she likes in a guy. She said, ""Depends..."""
"I've no idea why I'm a virgin. But I'm guessing it's because my Siamese twin is really ugly."
"In a marriage it's always a competition to see who can look busier, hence why I sighed and shook my head repeatedly while writing this."