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Joke of the Day
"I'll never become a vegetarian I think it would be a huge missed steak."
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"Why didnt Craig buy Anne Franks shoes on Ebay for 2000$ ? They were Holo-costly"
"Got a cease and desist letter that says I can't wear my hard hat around town until I learn how to wolf whistle."
"So I heard Nicki Minaj once wanted to kill herself. And her song comes on and I think why didn't she?"
"Cheesy pun I once had a dream about cheese. It was all gouda until a muenster appeared and started chasing me"
"Girl seeing my torn jeans Where'd you get those?! *remembers trying to pee on a hill & stumbling backwards through thorn bushes* The Gap."
"What do a good vacuum cleaner and a bad vacuum cleaner have in common? They both suck."
"*answers a bagel like a phone* i'm just in a meeting right now i'll call you back"
"I think the first person to see a pug was like wait why is that sweet potato snorting?"
"What has more brains than Kurt Cobain? The wall behind him."