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Joke of the Day

"Do you want to hear the funniest joke of 2015? I think its stupid but a lot of people say its funny. #blacklivesmatter"

"2016 was so divisive. It just had too many factors."

"JUDY: What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus? MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you."

"I don't mind people that stick their noses in the air. It makes it that much easier to trip them or push them down 10 flights of stairs."

"Where is the best place to buy computer software? Washington C.D"

"A man attempting to piss in public is apprehended by a police officer... The officer asks him, ""Sir, do you realize this is against the law?"" The man replies, ""No, sir, it's against the wall."""

"5: Mommy can we pee in the pool? M: NO! Neighbors kid: Why? M: Because pee mixed with chlorine produces sharks and they'll eat and kill you."

"My 2yr old pointed at my crotch and said, ""Big pee pee!"" I'm taking him with me everywhere I go from now on."

"I'm most productive at work when I'm in the bathroom. It's where I get shit done."

"Why do some people think Python scripting is offensive? Because white space matters. hehee"