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Joke of the Day

"A man attempting to piss in public is apprehended by a police officer... The officer asks him, ""Sir, do you realize this is against the law?"" The man replies, ""No, sir, it's against the wall."""

"Dating tip: don't mention your time as a Boy Scout, let your sash full of badges do the talkin."

"What did one toilet roll say to another toilet roll? People keep ripping me off."

"I am not sure if I need to get beat up, broke as hell and drive a P.O.S car to get a hot girlfriend. Because that's all I see, ugly is the new hot!"

"A student sits at his desk and begins his economics exam. He opens the paper and reads the first question. To Germany, how much is Greece worth - 1 mark"

"It's time to make like a baby... And head out. *leaves"

"We can talk about either delegates or blowjobs, but a Clinton will always get one or the other under the table."

"My granma got my granpa a new pair of pants. When I asked him how they fit, he said, ""like a cheap castle"". When I looked confused, he explained, ""no ballroom"""

"How do crazy people get through the forrest? They take the psycho path."

"What does a dancing piece of land in the middle of nowhere? Plot twisting!"