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Joke of the Day

"Why do some people think Python scripting is offensive? Because white space matters. hehee"

"I'll tell you what i know about dwarves Very little. Its okay, i can say that. They look up to me."

"If you are looking for a bad girl, I have been known to shop at the art supply store on days they aren't having a sale..."

"My brother was recently diagnosed with an eating disorder called pica, which means he eats non-nutritive substances... When I beat him at Jenga the other day, he literally shit bricks."

"What brand of vodka does a Canadian drink? Grey Moose"

"a priest, a jew, and an atheist walk into a bar... they get a few drinks, and walk out."

"Every N.W.A song Verse 1: Sellin' crack rocks and shootin' muthafuckas! Verse 2: Police pull me over just 'cause I'm brown."

"I didn't vote for Trump, but at least Now I get to find out how He's going to Build That Wall and make Mexico pay for it."

"Why didn't Princess Diana have very many friends on Xbox Live? All she does is stay on the dashboard."

"A man wanted to join the peeing club He went up to the club owner and asked ""Can I join?"" To which he replied, ""You're in."""