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Joke of the Day

"Whenever anyone mentions something about a vicious cycle, I imagine an evil bike that can't stop killing."

"I bet Apple's new iPhone will be a huge 6s. (Context: https://www.reddit.com/r/apple/comments/3hgadu/apple_iphone_6s_launching_on_september_18/)"

"I've been running as fast as I can, but I still can't catch my breath."

"what did the old man say before he kicked the bucket? old man ""how far do you think i can kick this bucket""."

"Bird Seeds 1. Go to the pet store 2. Buy Bird seeds 3. Ask the cashier how long it will take for the birds to grow 4. ??? 5. Profit"

"Why should everyone go to the dentist at least once every ten years? Because of tooth decade!"

"I had dream that I really had to take piss When I woke up I had peed myself. Thats when I relised... dreams really do come true"

"So a dyslexic man walks into a bra..."

"Why do trees shed their leaves in fall? Because they've had their chloro-fill."

"Why'd they call the egg a pimp? Because he got ova easy."