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Joke of the Day
"Why were the dyslexic lesbians frustrated? They kept trying 96 but couldn't make each other cum."
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"Who were the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. Went through 87 stories in 10 seconds flat."
"Girlfriend Pissing You Off? Text her ""He's busy"" and turn your phone off."
"What do you do when you see a spaceman? You park your car, man."
"What is feared by jailbirds and splits light into different colors? Prism rape."
"*watches a house fall on you* *steals your shoes*"
"How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Whatever."
"What's grey, has one leg, sits at the end of your bed and takes the piss out of you? A kidney dialysis machine."
"What does Hillary Clinton do when she sees a sniper in Bosnia? Ducks on the ground"
"I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me."