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Joke of the Day
"Why were the dyslexic lesbians frustrated? They kept trying 96 but couldn't make each other cum."
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"I tried ballet, but I never got the pointe."
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"Why did the idiot stare at a carton of orange juice? It said 'concentrate' on it"
"Chuck Norris once roundhouse-kicked a ten dollar bill into 200 nickels."
"Me: Gouda would pair nicely with this merlot! Priest: This is communion... M: Oh. Gouda would taste well with the blood of Chr- P: Leave."
"Statistically... 9 out of 10 people actually enjoy gang rape."
"No, YOU'RE a nary tract infection"
"AN OPEN LETTER TO COFFEE Thanks."
"What is the most pirated movie ever? Arrrrrrrgo"