172111

Joke of the Day

"Why did Jesus come to Earth? To get to the other side. Ba dum tssshh"

"Are you all allright? No, you are all left"

"What do you call a man with no shin Toe knee"

"Who wrote ""The Tiger's Revenge""? Claude Balls"

"Clever yo mama jokes The title says it all. Heres one: Yo mama so fat that light bends around her."

"There are two types of people in this world. Those that need closure."

"Being a teacher is great, I only work a half day 12 hours/day. Thank you, don't forget to tip your TA, I'll be here all week (M-F except Federal Holiday) folks!"

"What kind of eye disease do vampires get? Dracular degeneration."

"I wear a stethoscope, so that in the case of a medical emergency, I can teach people a valuable lesson about assumptions."

"""I'm sorry"" and ""my bad"" mean the same thing unless you're at a funeral."