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Joke of the Day
"Shout out to... ...baseball players who have three strikes."
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"I want to write about what's happening on reddit... ...but I can't spell ""drama"" without ""AMA."""
"Shit happens You know what they say: shit happens. That's why every time something bad happens, I pray for constipation."
"When I die, I want to pass peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa Not screaming in petrified terror, like his passengers."
"Why was the little shoe unhappy? Because his father was a loafer and his mother was a sneaker."
"I wish my cat would squirt me with the water bottle when I go to eat junk food."
"Q: How many over eager PA's does it take to screw in a li... A: Done!"
"Yes Grandma, I'm almost positive Arachnophobia is not the fear of people from Iraq"
"Not saying dogs are better than kids in every aspect; but good luck finding a kid willing to lick up his own vomit."
"What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks? DINO-MITE!"