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Joke of the Day
"There are no bad pictures; that's just how your face looks sometimes."
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"We often criticize pedophiles... but they, at least, drive slowly near schools."
"[Sunday] God: Finally a day of rest. I could really use a chicken sandwich and a milkshake. *walks up to Chick-fil-A* OH COME ON!!"
"Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and David Koresh? A: Koresh only burned 85 people."
"A man walks into a bookshop and says, ""can I have a book by Shakespeare?"" ""Of course, Sir, which one?"" The man replies, ""William."""
"Sex is like lasagna - there's absolutely no reason for it to involve spinach in any form."
"I am aging as gracefully as a banana"
"A baby came out of my stomach and I was all ""weird, I don't remember eating that..."""
"Why is politics for the birds? Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!"
"Where are the Halloween jokes?"