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Joke of the Day

"Why is politics for the birds? Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!"

"My girlfriend just introduced me to the parents. As if I've never met my own mum and dad before."

"What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk"

"At what time does Sean Connery like to watch the Williams sisters play? Tennish."

"What do you call a posh Gym? James"

"I'd like to buy a new boomerang please. Also, can you tell me how to throw the old one away?"

"What type of food do firefly's love to eat? Light food."

"Why was Luke Skywalker convicted of rape ? He used the force ."

"GF asks his BF, GF: Am I pretty or ugly? BF: You're both. GF: I'm confused. How's that? BF: You're pretty ugly."

"I'm a janitor at MIT and i see some extremely hard ass equation on the chalk board. i quickly erase it because im not being paid to do math"