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Joke of the Day

"[Sunday] God: Finally a day of rest. I could really use a chicken sandwich and a milkshake. *walks up to Chick-fil-A* OH COME ON!!"

"Michael Jackson loves the holiday season It starts with Black Friday, and it ends with a White Christmas. I'll show myself out."

"Gay dude was reading a holiday brochure then he tells his partner, ""This year we should try Greece."" His partner looks up and ask him. ""Whts wrong with the Vaseline?"""

"Man walks into a bar... Ouch. Masochist walks into a bar..."

"A wise man once said cheez doodles were better than cheetos, but his opinion was biased."

"What was the hexadecimal 6 afraid of the Canadian hexadecimal 7? Because 7 8 9 A"

"print out the lyrics to ""Girls Just Wanna Fun"" and draw a red X through it all and you have the Quran, pretty much"

"How many Super Sayains does it take to change a light bulb? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!"

"My check engine light just turned on. I opened up the hood and the engine is still there. Thankfully everything is fine, but I was worried for a minute."

"I trust J.D. Power, but not his shifty ""Associates"""