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Joke of the Day
"We often criticize pedophiles... but they, at least, drive slowly near schools."
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"Why Are Demons So Fat? Because they hate exorcising."
"I hate this place, as soon as I find my clothes, I am leaving."
"I dated this Muslim girl once... She was the bomb!"
"The next person to show me that dress... ...is gonna get a white and gold eye."
"FDA approving female viagra next week. Or as Bill Cosby calls it, a ""spritzer"""
"Hillary Clinton"
"No one is completely useless... You can always be used as a bad example."
"""You make me so wet."" - me, to my shower."
"I have a Russian driving instructor. He tells me to ""Putin to 1st"" but i always end up Stalin."