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Joke of the Day
"Do not reach for the stars. They are hot gas, and will give you bad burns."
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"What is the first rule of Woman`s fight club? Never tell anyone what are you so mad about"
"It's ironic that pregnant people have to order virgin drinks."
"By all means, get married. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."
"I got a hand job yesterday I'm now officially a sign language interpreter"
"What's the difference between your mom and a rooster? A rooster says ""Cock-a-doddle-doo"", and your mom says ""Any-cock-will-do!"""
"""Mommy all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?"" ""No of course not. Now shut up and comb your face."""
"I enjoy reading, long walks on the beach, and getting myself into situations where the only way out is to fake my own death."
"""My balls have amazing cleavage in the right lighting"" is a failed pickup line that has never worked."
"What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich? I don't fuck a sandwich before I eat it"