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Joke of the Day
"nobody, nobody, nobody likes the guy who's suspiciously knowledgeable about age of consent laws"
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"My 1-year-old refused to wear her shoes and carried them around instead. She can barely walk and she's already the drunk girl at the party."
"What do you call an Indian dating service? Connect the dots."
"Answering Machines ""I'm only here in spirit at the moment, but if you'll leave your name and number, I will get back to you as soon as I'm here in person."""
"Joke from my daughter. What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato? HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle"
"If I wanted to get trapped in a scary maze, I'd just go into my kid's bedroom."
"I always find New Year's Eve stressful. I've been diagnosed with old langxiety."
"Comas can really change the meaning of a sentence... For instance: ""Ben is in a hurry."" ""Ben is in a coma."""
"do they have the fourth of July in the UK? Of course it comes after the third and before the fifth of July"
"Where do you drown hipsters? In the mainstream"