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Joke of the Day

"Comas can really change the meaning of a sentence... For instance: ""Ben is in a hurry."" ""Ben is in a coma."""

"I like my girls how I like my wine Ten-fifteen years old and locked in my basement."

"Burn victims never travel alone They always stick together"

"How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement? Collecting stocks and bonds."

"I'm no expert on Masturbation But I hold my own."

"What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle? A-tyre"

"I used to wonder how the Titanic could go full steam into an area known for icebergs. Now that I work in an office the answer is obvious."

"What was the first thing the emcee said at the pornography convention? Thank you all for coming!"

"What did one flea say to the other after a night out ? Shall we walk home or take a dog ?"

"Whoever taught my five-year-old daughter how to ""air quote,"" I need to speak with you privately."