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Joke of the Day

"Joke from my daughter. What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato? HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle"

"What do you call a burial chamber full of Moose? Moosoleum."

"What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walken"

"Why is Trump's suits made from the same material as panties? What else do you cover a cunt with?"

"Recycler's remorse Crushing coca cola cans is soda pressing."

"I have this weird fungal infection on my leg. I need to get rid of it, but it's kind of growing on me. (Sorry if repost, came up with it in science class today.)"

"why was the 6 month old African baby crying? (updated) ""Cuz he just got dunked on!"""

"How did the blonde break her leg from raking the leaves? She fell out of the tree."

"me: *tries to befriend another human being* another human being: oh, no thank you"

"What will they now call hormonally-induced knockers on men? broosts"