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Joke of the Day

"Idea: A non-violent stun gun that yells ""Cuba Gooding, Jr. has an Oscar!"""

"Measurements in China. How long is a China man?"

"How do deaf mathematicians communicate? Through sine language."

"I hate to choose sides, but if forced, I'll aggressively side with the person paying my bar tab."

"I once made a joke about kissing with garlic breath. Apparently it was in poor taste."

"Slim walked into his local post office and noticed a new sign on the wall: MAN WANTED FOR ROBBERY IN MONTANA ""Gosh!"" he said ""If n only that job was in Texas Ah'd take it!"""

"Sometimes I gaze upwards at the endless stars that populate the sky and realize how small I truly am. I should get one of those pumps."

"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my fucking dick in your ass"

"Male Feminists That's it. That's... that's the joke."

"ME: i need a loan so i can build a robot army to take over the world with BANKER: what M: oops i meant 'with which to take over the world'"