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Joke of the Day

"Measurements in China. How long is a China man?"

"I was asked to give a talk about ignorance... ...but I don't know anything about it."

"My boss calls me chief, so I really don't know who's in charge anymore. I hope it's not me because I haven't been paying attention."

"I got into an argument with my friend and he said, ""Yeah, well my dad can beat up your dad!"" I'm sick of these dad hominem attacks."

"Q: Did you hear the one about the fruit on trial? A: It was judged by a jury of his pears."

"I was expecting ""The Last Airbender"" to be a disappointment. I was not disappointed."

"What did Paul McCartney say to John Lennon while going through a swinger phase Got to get you into my wife"

"Knot Knot Who's there? Rope! Rope who? Rope Houdini use to tie himself up with!"

"My favorite part about ordering a salad on the first date is going into the bathroom and eating 6 mini donuts."

"Why did the guy with a 7-days-a-week sexual job look forward to the weekend? Because his favorite part of sexual intercourse is the BEGINNING and END!"