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Joke of the Day

"I once made a joke about kissing with garlic breath. Apparently it was in poor taste."

"Some chump in an orange apron in B&Q just asked me if I wanted decking... Fortunately I got the first punch in."

"Sometimes I think I have ADD, if I try to...... Turtle."

"Homosexual jokes are not funny Come on guys"

"who is Godzilla's least favorite relative? his MOTHRA-IN-LAW"

"Why did Johnny Bravo go to the pet store? To pick up some chicks."

"Did you hear about the black guy who was shot 15 times? The police said it was the worst case of suicide they had ever seen."

"why didnt natalie wood take a shower on the boat? she wanted to wash up on shore..."

"I always wondered why Pikachu's electric shock blasts off team rocket but not Ash. I guess Ash is just better grounded."

"If there was a hooker named Barbie ... And she was really good at her job, would the line outside her apartment be called the Barbie queue? Edit: spelling"