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Joke of the Day
"I once made a joke about kissing with garlic breath. Apparently it was in poor taste."
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"Harry and Jerry Harry is at home and his door is locked. Jerry come in Harry says, ""Who are you and how did you get here"" Jerry says, ""I'm a locksmith and I'm a locksmith"""
"If you 2 apples and your uncle gives you one, what do you have? A sore ass."
"You know whats the problem with Proctologists.... They always butt in."
"My friend Phillip got his lip removed yesterday.. we call him Phil now"
"When I was a teen, my parents talked to me about safe sex. I'm having the same talk with them about the Reply All button."
"""And for our next lesson, we'll learn how to roll a blunt, or un cigarrillo marijuana"" - Rosetta Stoned"
"How do alien hunters keep from oversleeping? They SETI their alarm-y"
"There are 2 important rules in business. 1. Don't tell people everything you know."
"ABC Signs All 33 Chilean Miners To Next Season's Dancing With The Stars"