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Joke of the Day
"What do a redneck divorce and a burning meth lab have in common? Someone's losing a trailer."
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"When I die, I'm not donating my body to science, but I might donate it to the English department and freak the shit out of some people."
"A cannibal with diarrhea cloned himself for dinner. He shit himself."
"Mick Jagger: Hey Keith, come hold my new baby. Keith holding baby, whispers to it: I'm going to out live you too."
"Shout out to people who rate & review things cuz I don't like to rate or review things but I like to know how things are rated & reviewed"
"What's black and hanging from a tree in my backyard right now? A black berry."
"People who say love is dead have obviously never seen me eat a burrito."
"A man submitted a joke about alligators with ED to a pun competition... But it caiman second."