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Joke of the Day

"What do a redneck divorce and a burning meth lab have in common? Someone's losing a trailer."

"What does Deadpool need? Someone to merc him shut up."

"In Florida, a couple has been accused of making meth in a public library. Isn't that crazy? Florida has a library. -Conan Monologue June 12, 2014"

"My hair looks amazing today. I hope I see everybody I hate."

"How to check whether you have a fast PC... Click anywhere on your desktop (not on icon). Quickly press on keyboard Ctrl+A then Enter. So you will know."

"What do horses hope for on election day? A stable economy"

"How do you keep a group of women from talking? Ask the oldest one to speak first."

"To catch a grandpa, you must THINK like a grandpa *eats butterscotch candy, clicks on obvious spam email*"

"Q: Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side? A: She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!"

"Cowboys are in the playoffs and gas is under $2 Is this the 90's?"