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Joke of the Day
"What's black and hanging from a tree in my backyard right now? A black berry."
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"This week is Frankenstein's birthday surely he'll throw a monster party"
"How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs? He was delighted."
"They say men think about sex every seven seconds. That's complete BS. We never stop thinking about sex."
"My dream is to be a security guard on Maury. I'd whisper ""you look like a Volkswagen Beetle with eyes."" When the women were crying backstage"
"Did you hear about the pair of university professors who got sued for sexual harassment? They were two lecturers."
"What's the first thing a woman does after leaving spousal abuse therapy? The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!"
"Which of the following doesn't belong: wife, meat, eggs, blow job? The blow job. You can beat your wife, your eggs, or your meat; but you just can't beat a blow job."
"What's the difference between Kim Jong Un and Hillary Clinton? One is called ""The Great Leader"" and the other, ""Great Deleter"""
"How many bruthas does it take to clean a kitchen? None, that's women's work!"