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Joke of the Day
"People who say love is dead have obviously never seen me eat a burrito."
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"How many girls does it take to change a light bulb? I don't know, you tell me."
"What do you call a game of basketball between two Mexicans? Juan on Juan."
"My daughter told me to treat her like a princess... so I made her marry a man she has never met before in order to secure an alliance with France."
"What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car"
"Every Winter, one bear chooses not to hibernate. Instead, he stocks up on Sharpies and turns all of the brown bears into black bears."
"What does a black policeman says when he looks in the mirror GET DOWN ON THE GROUND"
"Why do buzzards prefer to fly? Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know."
"Do you know why ants are so healthy? Because they have little antibodies..."
"I learned 2 things at least when I was married 1. Always passcode lock your phone 2. Don't use a nude pic of your gf as the lock screen"