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Joke of the Day

"Dear girls, not every guy is in love with you, sometimes they like your prettier friend and need your help."

"Why did Sally fall off the Swing?? Because She had no arms...... Knock Knock Who's There?? Not Sally........"

"Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs? Because one egg is un oeuf."

"I still enjoy sex at 68. I only live at number 66 - it's no distance."

"What happened before the Big Bang? Of course, The Big Foreplay."

"What goes oo ooo oooo? A cow with no lips."

"hello, this is the co-pilot speaking. the captain can't talk cause we both said ""hope we don't die haha"" at the same time and i jinxed him"

"if i could choose one super power right now it would be the ability to delete my number from other people's phones."

"Did you hear about the guy who picked up a leper at the gay bar? [NSFW] After he pulled out, he got himself a nice piece of ass."

"Since only the good die young, I must have the shelf-life of a Twinkie."