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Joke of the Day

"I just had my foot run over by a rental car... ...fucking Hertz!"

"I don't trust atoms... I heard they make up everything"

"Who is the drummer for the Mexican Beatles? Gringo Starr"

"The Karma cafe has no menus. You get served what you deserve."

"I suffer from a rare condition called OCDC, which forces me to salute all of those who are about to rock."

"How does Donald Trump plan on deporting all the illegal immigrants? Juan by Juan."

"What does a blonde put behind her ears to look attractive? Her ankles."

"Friend at the pub says: if they ever make a film on Oscar Pistorius, it shouldn't be called 'Bladerunner', it should be called.... Taking the Pisstorius."

"Why is Santa Claus's sack always so full? Because he only comes once a year"

"Did you hear about the fat chick I fucked on the elevator? It was wrong on so many levels."