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Joke of the Day

"I just had my foot run over by a rental car... ...fucking Hertz!"

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"When I was a kid, I played football with a broken nose for an entire season... We couldn't afford a football."
"Why doesn't Bill Cosby like women's flip flops? ...because he can't lace them."
"I like to move it move it You like to move it it"
"Spank me once, shame on you. Spank me twice, that's more like it."
"Vaccinated kids will get this... Autism."
"++drinks: drink first, ask questions later"
"Hate it when we run out of clean towels so I have to ride my white stallion Gregory up and down the driveway real fast to dry my mullet"
"How to write Icelandic: 1) Put a dictionary in a blender 2) Blend 3) Pour onto table. 4) Voila!"
"What's the difference between iron-man and iron woman? one is a superhero and the other is a command."