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Joke of the Day
"People say ambidextrous people contradict themselves. On the other hand, I disagree."
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"""Did you sign the nondisclosure agreement?"" ""To not disclose what?"" ""Then you DID sign the agreement! """
"Wanted to write a funny chemistry joke... all the good ones Argon."
"Give me one reason why I shouldn't pass this math class ""You held up 2 fingers just now"" Ok then give me that many reasons"
"Who says love is dead? Necrophiliacs"
"Jews would love to believe in Santa.. ..but they're not fans of anybody that keeps a list with peoples names on it."
"Arguing w him is like playing Pictionary w/ the person who draws one weird little shape and just keeps circling it over and over and over."
"What do Mike Piazza, and an altar boy have in common? They were both catchers for the Padres."
"Apparently telling someone you'll catch their next wedding is unacceptable, whatevers."
"My Mormon neighbor said it was rude I assumed her husband's surprise birthday party invitation was also an invitation to be her sister wife."