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"A joke my nephew told me How do ghost listen to music? With a bootooth"
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"John regrets getting a brain transplant. I guess he changed his mind."
"""Seriously, is that what I look like?"" - robot watching a guy 'doing the robot'"
"Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? You would too if your name was ""GWWAAAANNNEEEHHHAARRRR"""
"What's similar between drinking American beer and screwing in in a canoe? They're both fucking near water"
"Q: What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it? A: a $20 bill"
"How do you make an archaeologist blush? [repost for spelling] You hand him a dirty tampon and ask him what period it's from!"
"Whats the difference....? What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage."
"I couldn't figure out how my seatbelt worked. But then it clicked."
"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face."