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Joke of the Day

"[Dinner date] I'm a T-shirt and jeans kind of girl, so I guess I'm kinda a momgirl ""You mean tomgirl?"" Don't talk with your mouth full."

"How can you tell if a woman is wearing pantyhose? If her ankles swell when she farts."

"I tried cocaine once It's not all it's cracked up to be."

"What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet? A pedometer"

"Did you hear about the 2 guys who stole a calendar They each got 6 months"

"What do you call a nerd girl with big boobs? ...iRacky."

"What did the people who hung Jesus to the cross say? Nailed it"

"*men apologize for their weakness* *women apologize for their strength* *aliens probe neither*"

"What's long, brown, and sticky? A stick."

"I've really got into dating black chicks recently. Not because they take my fancy but I'm really bad at meeting the dad."