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Joke of the Day
"My mother taught me about reverse osmosis. ""Shut your mouth and eat your dinner."""
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"Did you hear Apple is going into the wine business? Their vineyard will produce every varietal of wine... except ports."
"i went into the bar and ordered a Whiskey Osama... the batender asked ""what's that?"" i answered ""Two shots and a splash of water."""
"Why do hippies wear patchouli? So blind people can hate them, too."
"I want to start my own ice cream brand and call it ""Lick Me Till"". Lick me till ice cream..."
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"My new neighbor's super hot but I haven't tried to take her out yet... When I checked the oven, she wasn't quite done."
"A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing except for saran wrap... The psychiatrist looks at the man and says, ""Well... I can clearly see you're nuts."""
"My girlfriend said I should work on my foreplay. But now I'm at the range she won't stop phoning me."
"I'm currently on a 2 hour layover in St. Louis airport. I'm cold and Missourable."