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Joke of the Day
"My mother taught me about reverse osmosis. ""Shut your mouth and eat your dinner."""
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"They're going to start playing porn at the fuel pumps.... This is so you can watch someone else being fucked at the same time as you."
"Remember where to put your commas kids... There's a big difference between helping your old uncle Jack, off his horse..."
"What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you were forced to have it as a kid, you probably won't like it as an adult."
"The phrase ""Silence is golden"" doesn't make any sense because duct tape is silver."
"Racing snail. My racing snail hadn't been out for a while, so i took his shell off to make him more streamlined. Unfortunately, it just made him more sluggish."
"Menstruation jokes are never funny... Period."
"My dentist told me I need a crown. I was like I KNOW, RIGHT?"
"My friend went into a sudden trance where she imagined she was stuck in a Pistachio. I told her to snap out of it. -She couldn't.-"
"I masturbate with my pinkie finger pointed straight out. That way if anyone ever walks in on me, I'll still look all classy and shit"