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Joke of the Day
"With all these factions in Syria, the situation is quickly becoming... syrias."
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"The other day I found two gold bars. I've always dreamed of an Au pair."
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"What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? The golfer goes: thwack.... ""Oh fuck""."
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"whats the most useless thing on a woman a drunken irishman"
"What do you call a porno set in space. Apollo 13 inches"
"Where does a tugboat go when it feels sick? To the Dock"
"People always complain that I'm ""out there."" [On the phone. To the cops. While I'm sitting in their birdbath.]"