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Joke of the Day

"Yo mommas so ugly.. Scorpion said ""STAY OVER THERE"""

"Made up a classy joke, give me your feedback... I broke up with my clone the other day. Being sincere, I told him ""its not you, its me""."

"I just want a girl that's nice and sweet that doesn't require a lot of money and I can dunk them in milk wait, a cookie, I want a cookie"

"What is long and hard for a black guy? Third grade"

"What did the proctologist ask the restaurant goer? Can I push your stool in?"

"How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just shoot the room for being black."

"Lions sleep 18 hrs a day.. If hard work is the secret to success , then donkeys would have been the kings of jungle!"

"My Grandfather told me ""Your generation relies too much on technology."" Me: ""No your generation relies too much on technology."" I then pulled out his life support."

"Heard about the new paki doll coming out for christmas? You wind it up and it stinks."

"Why did North Korea lose Internet? Because they switched to Comcast."