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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a priest and acne? Acne waits till puberty to come all over a kid's face."

"ALL THE GAYS ON AN ISLAND My brother hates gay people -- hates us. 'We should take all you gays and stick you on an island.' 'Well they have, Frank. We call it Manhattan.'"

"Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? Because 69 was a mouthful"

"Yesterday I met a pirate that wouldn't stop telling me about his age. Aye matey."

"Improvement One student to another: ""How are your English lessons coming along?"" ""Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me."""

"I feel bad I punched that guy, but he shouldn't get so close to my punching bag. I should stop leaving my punching bag by my office door."

"My wife told me she is having an affair with Mr. Peanut. I think she is fucking nuts."

"7/11 was a part time job"

"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but don't ask me how they got in there."

"Yur mom is so fat Her nipples look like bologna slices."