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Joke of the Day
"My friend got a summer job in a mirror factory He said its a job he can see himself doing."
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"what do you call an arab vegatarian a muslim fondalentalist"
"[A pair of crocs sitting on a riverbank] Why do you think people hate us so much? ""Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."""
"American: I was just at a shotgun wedding Me: How far pregnant was the bride? American: You English are insane Shotguns can't get pregnant"
"Did you hear about the doctor who killed anyone over 15 stone? He was a mass murderer."
"What to do? What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down, and use more lube."
"Some people have no respect. It's obvious I'm on my phone trying to do something & this guys all ""STEP OUT OF THE CAR WITH YOUR HANDS UP!"""
"I didn't realize what ""Shoot the J"" meant... So naturally people explained it to me when I shouted it at the wheelchair basketball halftime show."
"Did you hear the joke about a feminist? That isn't funny."