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"Gay jokes aren't funny.. Cum on guys..."
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"Why did the pancake cross the road? His friends egged him on"
"Are you from the 316? Because you're an stone cold stunner. Edit: Stone not ice Thanks /u/cvillemade"
"I asked my German professor... ...""can you tell me how many credit hours of German this school offers?"" She replied, ""nine."" ""Well, thanks anyways,"" I said."
"A Jewish kid asks his dad for money He asks his dad for 10 dollars. His dad replies, ""8 dollars? What do you need 5 dollars for?"""
"God: why don't we text anymore? Me: you know why God: I can't just give everyone a Sega whenever they ask. That's not how it works Me: k"
"If I ever kill someone I'm dumping the body in a cemetery. Police will find it and be like ""oh yeah this makes sense."""
"How do mathematicians count x-men? Permutations."
"Why was 9 afraid of 20? 28 29's"
"What do women and dog shit have in common? The older they are the easier they are to pick up."