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Joke of the Day
"What is 6.9? A great thing ruined by a period"
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"Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes? They go off on tangents."
"What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap? You did that on porpoise"
"I just accidentally put my mic too close to my guitar amp and I think I made a Skrillex song."
"This lady at the store didn't know what a Toblerone was and I've honestly never been more offended in my life."
"What's brown and sticky? My Beyonce calendar."
"What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes Benz? The porcupine's pricks are on the outside."
"I hit 350lbs on the bench press today And I think I broke a rib after I fell on it.."
"What is 667? The neighbor of the beast."
"So a man comes into a bar.... no wait it was a horse So a man comes into a horse"