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Joke of the Day
"What's brown and sticky? My Beyonce calendar."
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"What do you call a half elephant, half rhinoceros? An abomination."
"What do you call a pre-maturely born Chinese boy? Sudden Lee"
"How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it."
"What's the difference between a microwave oven and anal sex? One doesn't brown your meat."
"What is the difference between a black guy and a white guy that sells drugs? One's a pharmacist and the other's a drug dealer."
"""How about we go with a gerund, but, like, maybe just half a gerund."" - How ING Bank got its name"
"...we came in"" Roger Waters favourite line is ""Is this where..."
"I sat next to this attractive Thai girl on the train... I kept thinking *don't get an erection*,*don't get an erection*, but she did."
"What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs? Bob."