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Joke of the Day
"What's brown and sticky? My Beyonce calendar."
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"Keep your friends' cake and your enemies' cake."
"I created a robot that serves me pumpkin spice lattes... Naturally, I coded in BASIC"
"My first time having sex was like my first time riding a bike My dad was holding me from behind ."
"The Online Biology Class I almost got expelled in an Online Biology crash course earlier. They asked me what the major constituent of cells are. Turns out, ""black people"" is NOT a good answer."
"""So let's name the turtles after the most influential artists and their sensei we'll name after this lil piece of wood stuck in my foot"""
"A family of ducks walks into a church. ""Hi, yes, umm...I hear you have a man who turned his body into bread?"" The father asks timidly."
"What do you call innocent women and children dying in the middle east? Freedom"
"What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant girl? You can unscrew a lightbulb."
"Under communism, every man has what he needs. That's why the butcher puts a sign up that says: *""nobody needs meat today.""*"