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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes Benz? The porcupine's pricks are on the outside."

"What's the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? Michael Phelps could finish a race."

"John Madden just died from a heart attack what, you thought this was a joke? the guy's fat and old."

"What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness? ...knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing?"

"*at Thanksgiving dinner* Me: One of you is eating poison green bean casserole. Everyone: *gasp* Me: Just kidding you all are."

"I've started picking up dudes by walking into Starbucks and ""accidentally"" dropping my recipe for bacon tacos."

"What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a nigger? Someone who is too lazy to steal."

"What is empty and spins round and round? A Malaysian Airlines baggage claim."

"What happens when you give Viagra to a politician? He gets taller"

"What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots, you racist!"