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Joke of the Day
"Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes? They go off on tangents."
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"Pi compliment Wow, you look radian today."
"This party is boring. Let's make like a baby and head out."
"Why does a blonde lay on the floor while shopping? To look for the lowest prices."
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"What did one German wheat farmer say to the other German wheat farmer? Gluten tag"
"""I wasn't that drunk..."" ""Dude, you were driving your truck around the Walmart parking lot trying to find your truck."""
"What does a man with a 12 inch penis have for breakfast? this morning I had bacon and eggs."
"A girl comes out of Sherlock's office as Watson comes in...he thinks they had sex. ""That girl was in college wasn't she?"" ""Elementary, my dear Watson"""
"50 cent is only a quarter of what he used to be."