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Joke of the Day
"I bought a fleshlight Because fuck it."
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"""This is so wrong,"" I say excitedly, my heart racing, my hands trembling as I butter a donut"
"[job interview] Interviewer: are you familiar with microsoft word Me: yes i've heard that word many times"
"Me: A wise man once said... Wife: STOP QUOTING YOURSELF!"
"This is NOT a repost."
"Q: Mom why do you always stand by the window when I practice for my singing lessons? A: I don't want the neighbours to think I'm employing corporal punishment dear."
"The Queen is what she drinks... Royalty [ I hope this isn't a repost. I thought of it on my own]"
"What do you call a Mexican Baptism? Bean Dip."
"Donuts 360GlazeitFaggot"
"Why did the top bun and bottom bun of the Big Mac get in a fight? There was bad beef between them"