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Joke of the Day
"What is 667? The neighbor of the beast."
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"What Is The Best Sub Reddit To See Once Watching ""Gods Of Egypt?"" /r/EyeBleach."
"A horse walks into a bar... The Barkeeper asks:""hey dude, why the long face?"" The horse has cancer."
"(Dirty) joke from 14th century (or maybe even older) What is long and likes to pry in a hole? A key."
"I got breast removal surgery... Sorry I had to get that of my chest"
"MAN: See my tattoo? It says ""Only God can judge me."" GOD: That shirt with those pants?"
"Why doesn't Santa have kids? Because he only comes once a year"
"Why are hillbilly murders hard to solve Because they all share the same DNA"
"If the fate of the world ever depended on me opening a new plastic grocery or produce bag in under a minute, we'd all be dead."
"Lif... ...is too short."