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Joke of the Day
"What is 667? The neighbor of the beast."
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"Why does more black people get run over during the day? You can't see them when it is night."
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"What's the difference between shaving a red head's pubes and diffusing a bomb? When you diffuse a bomb, you only have to cut one red wire."
"Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas? Because they weren't getting a square meal."
"Why are Skeleton's so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin."
"I'm basically Switzerland. I'm cold and you have to get really high in order to truly appreciate my beauty."
"*meteor is about to hit earth* Earth: I have a boyfriend"
"If you want to go running with me, you'd better be prepared to walk a lot."
"[as i'm getting buried alive by a serial killer] wait stop who's gonna feed my tamagotchis"