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Joke of the Day

"Confucius say... Confucius say man with beard face rough time!"

"INTERVIEWER: Why did you leave your previous job? ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay."

"I like my coffee like I like my women Basically, I'm now banned from Starbucks."

"It's weird how we are all here because of boners"

"Why is it so difficult to call Chinese people? There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number."

"What does a bully say to someone with severe depression? Stop hating yourself, stop hating yourself!"

"Yo gurl is your dad in prison? 'cause if I was your dad I'd be in prison."

"Whats the question to the answer ""it's a cockrobin"" What's that up my ass Batman?"

"Q: What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax? A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it."

"I tried to catch some fog... but i mist."