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Joke of the Day
"Whats the question to the answer ""it's a cockrobin"" What's that up my ass Batman?"
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"What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day? On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish."
"I dreamed that midgets were trying to assassinate me, so I bought a bulletproof car. Since they were midgets, I bought a convertible."
"""Someone's been sleeping in my bed!"" said mommy bear. ""Who hasn't"" muttered daddy bear. ""What?! You wanna do this now, in front of the kid!"""
"[interview] ""what's you're biggest weakness?"" *whispers* ""sorry i couldn-"" I CANT CONTROL MY VOLUME"
"What instrument does the uterus play? The fallopian tuba."
"What's brown, and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre......"
"To spice things up in the bedroom, I have my wife dress up as a pizza boy. Then, I have her put the pizza on the counter and then leave."
"Why did the condom fly across the room? It was pissed off"
"What does a gay horse eat for dinner? Haaaayyyyyyy"