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Joke of the Day
"Yo gurl is your dad in prison? 'cause if I was your dad I'd be in prison."
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"""He's more scared of you than you are of him"" - Girl coaching her friend into talking to me"
"(Standing next to pool with a golf club and horse) Friends: Are you sure you've played water polo before?"
"SURGEON: *cutting open patient's torso* NURSE: sir, what are you doing?! this is a knee replacement! SURGEON: there's a Pokemon in there"
"How many HAES advocates does it take to replace a lightbulb? Just because it's round doesn't mean it needs to change, sizest thin scum."
"What did one lesbian pirate say to the other? Scissor me timbers. ^^im^fucking^sorry"
"What do you call a gay chicken? A cock a dude'll do!"
"Have you seen the joke about the carpenter that had to fix a fence? I believe it was a repost"
"The highest form of flattery... ...is a plateau"
"What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ? 'Dad dad look what marma-laid' !"