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Joke of the Day

"I tried to catch some fog... but i mist."

"Have you heard Justin Bieber's song about blood types? It goes: ""A, B, AB, AB, OOOOOOO"""

"They call my mom Neutrogena she offers fast and effective hand relief for under five dollars."

"If a gay jumped onto your friend's back... would you help to toss him off?"

"The year is 2087. Selfies are the new currency now and that annoying girl you went to high school with is the richest person in the world."

"people used to make fun of me in high school but who's making fun of me now?? that's right bud, thousands of strangers on the world wide web"

"Gmail replaced the words on its buttons with symbols Which is great for all the illiterate people who use gmail"

"When my girlfriend is angry, I go to Facebook and constantly refresh my relationship status to see if I'm single again."

"A really fat friend sat on her cat, long story short - now I can add search & rescue, proctologist and vet to my resume."

"(Ok don't let her know ur Jesus) Girl: Meet my dad *they shake hands* *Dad stands up from wheelchair* Dad: It's a miracle! Jesus: *facepalm*"