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Joke of the Day

"INTERVIEWER: Why did you leave your previous job? ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay."

"What does a Necrophiliac have when he is turned on? Mourning Wood"

"I want to start a towing company. I'll name it Jaques Crew Tow."

"I also like my coffee like I like my women ...ground up and in the freezer"

"Bar Joke A zionist, a mass murderer and a jew come into a bar, the israelite orders a drink"

"I saw an infant in the intensive care unit at the hospital... ... quietly playing with a toy donkey. I couldn't help but think: ""ICU baby, shakin' that ass"""

"Why are farmers so afraid of aliens? Tractor beams."

"What's the difference between a stripper and a hooker? Usually about $40"

"Life is like a bowl of soup. You only get blown if you're hot."

"Brock Turner got a slap on the wrist because he's a professional swimmer. And that's the furthest thing from being black one can be!"